David Attenborough

Just got 277k for shooting David Attenborough.  Do I feel guilty.... errrrmm nope :-)

Gopher A Slash

This one really made me laugh...

Mousebladder

Does that mean he pees himself?

Bodge It And Scarper

Spotted in LTT 9810 during the kill wanted ship Community Goal.  Unfortunately he was on the right side!

Gigglesnork

Is this the noise you make when you laugh just after you've drunk a mouthful of liquid?

NPC Sightings.....

He's a bit nutty....

The Soup Dragon was spotted a long way from home

Paul Neumann was spotted picking on a Type 6, unfortunately Robert Redford never came to his aid as I blew him out of the sky.

Bigfoot Spotted!

I wonder how big his feet are?

Captain Prawn

Anyone got any cocktail sauce?

Shot for Bad Music

I took pleasure shooting this pirate for his namesake's incredibly bad music...

She's a Long Way from Eroticon 6

Look who pulled me out of supercruise while I was scooping at a star :-)

She's a long way from Eroticon 6, and those three breasts must have slowed her down because she didn't stand a chance to catch me in my Clipper.  lol

Expert Combat Ranking

Finally reached the rank of expert in combat after camping out at Jotunheim's Resource Extraction Sites and Navagation Beacon for a few days.  Here's a few of the funnier named NPC's who fell foul of my lasers over the past few days (and a few I've not previously posted from before).

Bo'Groll - he was clean too :-)