They are running an extortion racket by taking a tax of cargo from interdicted players and giving them the option of paying a tax for a CODE to enable them to be let off by the next pirate who catches up to them. Underhanded you say? I agree.
Anyway #Mahddogg fell foul of them a few weeks ago and got very annoyed when the CODE member CMDR Yukfu ran away from their first encounter and then came back with a bunch of his mates to blow Mahddogg up. So Mahddogg set a bounty on his head and the vendetta began.
The following week, Yukfu was seen again, Mahddogg went after him again only to be destroyed by CODE member CMDR S7 in a souped up Imperial Clipper who informed Mahddogg that he was now on The CODE's ShitList.
So, not to be outdone Mahddogg went into the recording studio for some hilarity and vocal revenge.
https://soundcloud.com/mahd-dogg/yuckfu-fighting
"Yuk Fu Fighting"
Lyrics by Drnoesis
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, ha
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, ha
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-ha
Everybody was YuckFu Fighting
Pulse blasts were fast as lightning
Autodock is a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
There was funky Trader men from funky Lave town
They were beating people up
They were beating people down
Flyin an ancient Cobra ship
And multicannons spinnin' on his hip
He tried interdicting the wrong blip
And took a kickin' from the hip
Everybody was YuckFu Fighting
Pulse blasts were fast as lightning
Autodock is a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
There was funky Fireytoad and little Mahddogg
He said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on
We took opened up to his suprise
Started boosting across the skies
A torpedo took out his ship
Hope he's got insurance for that trip
Everybody was YuckFu Fighting
Pulse blasts were fast as lightning
Autodock is a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, ha
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, ha
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-ha
Keep on, keep on, keep on
Sure enough
Everybody was YuckFu Fighting
Pulse blasts were fast as lightning
Autodock is a little bit frightening
Make sure you have expert timing
Yuck Fu fighting, so sad he ate the lightning...
[Chorus:]
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
There was funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up
They were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art
And everybody knew their part
From a fainting, to a slip
And a kickin' from the hip
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning
But they fought with expert timing
There was funky Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong
He said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on
We took the bow and made a stand
Started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion made me skip
Now we're into a brand new trip
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning
But they did it with expert timing
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, ha
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, ha
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-ha
Keep on, keep on, keep on
Sure enough
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning
Make sure you have expert timing
Kung Fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning...
And then, back at the organisation as a whole:-
https://soundcloud.com/mahd-dogg/c-o-d-e
"C. O. D. E."
Lyrics by Drnoesis
Pilot, there's no need to feel down.
I said, pilot, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, pilot, cause you're new in ED
There's no need to be all lonely
Pilot, there's a place you can go
I said pilot, you can extort all the dough,
You can grief there, and I'm sure you will find
many ways to troll new players...
It's fun to grief with the C.O.D.E
It's fun to grief with the C.O.D.E
They have everything for young trolls to enjoy,
You can fly out with all the boys...
It's fun to grief with the C.O.D.E
It's fun to grief with the C.O.D.E
You can say its good deeds, you can extort the poor
You can troll forever more...
Pilot, Are you listening to me?
I said, Pilot, what do you want to be?
I said, Pilot, you can steal all the things,
But you got to know this one thing!
No troll does it all by himself,
I said, pilot, you'll probably die by yourself
So just join them, at the C.O.D.E
I'm sure they can make you lamer..
It's fun to grief with the C.O.D.E
It's fun to grief with the C.O.D.E
They have everything for young trolls to enjoy,
You can fly out with all the boys...
It's fun to grief with the C.O.D.E
It's fun to grief with the C.O.D.E
You can say its good deeds, you can extort the poor
You can troll forever more...
Pilot, you're on your own that's the thing,
Pilot, until Frontier puts out wings,
I felt no man cared if I could survive,
Had no support to keep me alive...
Thats when, they interdicted my ship,
and said, pilot, whats the code now real quick
I'm an extortionist from the C.O.D.E
We're about to ruin your day....
It's fun to grief with the C.O.D.E
It's fun to grief with the C.O.D.E
They have everything for young trolls to enjoy,
You can fly out with all the boys...
C.O.D.E... you'll find the losers in the C.O.D.E
Pilot, pilot, there's no need to feel down.
Pilot, pilot, fly yourself off the ground
C.O.D.E... you'll find the losers in the C.O.D.E
Pilot, pilot, they'll take you trolling around.
Pilot, pilot, epeens'll drag the ground
C.O.D.E... you'll find the losers in the C.O.D.E
Pilot, Pilot, are you listening to me?
Pilot, pilot, what do you wanna be?
C.O.D.E makes a great dance track and we need to get Mahddogg to perform it at a future Elite-Fan convention, but so far we can't figure out how to do an "E" with our arms?
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